the collector

Because I am so fantastically lazy I order most of my groceries and pet supplies through Amazon Prime Now, delivered straight to my door. Unfortunately they have recently started also being lazy and leaving the delivery just inside the front door of my building. But who am I to talk, I am not a fan of 4 flights of stairs, either.

So I had to schlep a 34 pound bag of cat litter up all those stairs. It speaks to my general level of fitness that it was a little bit of a workout for me.

Now I am trying to figure out if I can carry the litter down the stairs in the morning before work, leave them somewhere no one will mind, and then carry them up the stairs in the evening after work. “Where no one will mind’ is the tricky part.